damnthatswhatshesaid:

Robert Downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay

(Source: )

SHIT RUN THE BIRDS HAVE FUCKING KNIVES NOW.

(Source: Daily Mail, via fuckyeahloldemort)

Penis jokes aren’t funny, i mean cum on

laughingisbetter:

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(Source: yellow-powerranger)

Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.

laughingisbetter:

“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“

“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”

DIABETES, MAYBE???


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